Funny Would You Rather Questions

Funny would you rather questions about weird superpowers

1. Turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking at you or Read minds, but only the minds of people who are asleep?
2. Be invincible, but only while holding a sandwich or Be super strong, but only while wearing a fluffy bathrobe?
3. Speak every language, but only while hopping on one foot or Play every instrument, but only while wearing a tutu?
4. Run as fast as a race car, but only backward or Swim as fast as a shark, but only through pudding?
5. Shrink to the size of a mouse whenever you get nervous or Grow an inch taller every time you brag?
6. Always know where the TV remote is or Always know which checkout line will move fastest?
7. Be a world-class juggler, but only with raw eggs or Be a world-class chef, but only with gas station snacks?
8. Fly, but only by flapping your arms the whole time or Breathe underwater, but only while humming?
9. Lift a car with one hand, but only before breakfast or Run like a cheetah, but only on Tuesdays?
10. Snap your fingers to play any song, but it always comes out as polka or Summon a pizza once a day, but it always shows up lukewarm?
11. Talk to ghosts, but they only want to chat about the weather or Talk to aliens, but they only ask for directions to the mall?
12. Freeze anything you touch, even your morning toast or Heat up anything you touch, even your ice cream?
13. Shoot laser beams from your eyes that only pop popcorn or Hear every bit of gossip within a mile, but only about strangers?
14. Teleport anywhere, but you always land in a puddle or Turn into any animal, but you can’t choose which one?
15. Make it rain anywhere you want, but it’s always gravy or Make it snow anywhere you want, but it’s always cornflakes?
16. Make a clone of yourself who only wants to do karaoke or Build a robot double of yourself who only speaks in rhymes?
17. Glow in the dark whenever you’re happy or Float a few inches off the ground whenever you’re bored?
18. Unsay the last thing you said, once a day or Make everyone forget the last thing you did, once a week?
19. Never miss when tossing dirty socks into the hamper or Catch anything that falls, but yell “Mine!” every time?
20. Turn every traffic light green, but you have to whistle each time or Find a parking spot instantly, but you have to do a victory dance after?

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Awkward and embarrassing would you rather questions

21. Call your boss “Mom” in the middle of a meeting or Send a text about someone to that exact person?
22. Hear your stomach growl during a silent exam or Hear your phone ring during the quiet part of a wedding?
23. Trip on a perfectly flat sidewalk in front of a crowd or Walk into a glass door in front of your crush?
24. Sing loudly at a red light and notice the next car watching or Talk to yourself in the grocery store and notice a neighbor listening?
25. Have your search history read out loud at a family dinner or Have your camera roll shown on a big screen at a party?
26. Forget someone’s name a second after they tell you or Call someone the wrong name for a whole year before anyone corrects you?
27. Go in for a hug when the other person goes for a handshake or Go for a high five and get left hanging?
28. Accidentally like a five-year-old photo on someone’s profile or Accidentally video-call someone you haven’t talked to in years?
29. Laugh at something and find out it wasn’t a joke or Tell a joke and get total silence?
30. Sit through a whole first date with spinach in your teeth or Sit through a whole job interview with your shirt on inside out?
31. Spin around three times in a revolving door while a crowd watches or Reach into a vending machine and stay stuck there for an hour?
32. Get sung to by a whole restaurant on your birthday or Have your parents show your baby pictures to everyone you bring home?
33. Say “love you, bye” at the end of a work call or Say goodbye to someone and then walk the same way they’re going?
34. Slip into a fake accent and have to keep it up all night or Pretend to know a song at a party and get handed the microphone?
35. Push a pull door five times while a whole line watches or Climb into the wrong car and buckle up before you notice?
36. Hear your voice crack in the middle of a big speech or Forget the words halfway through singing at a ball game?
37. Practice an award speech in the mirror and turn to see your roommate watching or Dance alone in your kitchen and notice a neighbor at the window?
38. Doze off on a bus and wake up on a stranger’s shoulder or Snore so loudly at the movies that people turn around?
39. Accidentally send your group chat a voice note of you singing in the shower or Forget to mute while complaining about the video call you’re on?
40. Clap when the plane lands and be the only one clapping or Cheer loudly at the wrong moment of a ball game?

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Funny would you rather questions about food

41. Pour orange juice on your cereal instead of milk or Pour chocolate sauce on your spaghetti instead of tomato sauce?
42. Eat every meal with a soup ladle or Drink everything through a ten-foot crazy straw?
43. Bite into every sandwich and watch it fall apart or Drip every ice cream cone down your shirt?
44. Hiccup every time you eat cheese or Get brain freeze from every warm drink?
45. Eat only beige food for a month or Eat only green food for a month?
46. Own a fridge that sighs every time you open it or Own a microwave that cheers when your food is done?
47. Find out your favorite snack is made from crickets or Find out the veggie you hate is hidden in every dessert you love?
48. Catch every meal thrown at you like a frisbee or Take every drink handed to you in a rain boot?
49. Live in a gingerbread house during ant season or Live in a cheese house during mouse season?
50. Turn every food you touch into broccoli or Turn every drink you touch into warm milk?
51. Order at every drive-thru by singing or Pay at every store in coins you count out loud?
52. Gulp a glass of pickle juice you thought was apple juice or Bite a cookie and find out the chocolate chips are raisins?
53. Eat a taco filled with breakfast cereal or Eat a hot dog topped with whipped cream?
54. Always smell faintly of garlic bread or Always smell faintly of campfire smoke?
55. Spend a year eating every meal on a stick or Spend a year eating every meal out of a waffle cone?
56. Taste toothpaste in every food on Mondays or Taste pool water in every drink on Fridays?
57. Crunch loudly no matter what you eat, even soup or Make a squeaky-toy sound with every bite you take?
58. Cook every meal with only a toaster or Cook every meal with only a hair dryer?
59. Rate every meal out loud like a cooking show judge or Thank every vegetable out loud before you eat it?
60. Visit a buffet where every dish is made of jelly or Visit a buffet where every dish is covered in mayo?

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Funny would you rather questions about animals

61. Ride a moose to work every day or Ride a kangaroo to work every day?
62. Live with a cat that glares at every outfit you pick or Live with a dog that howls along every time you sing?
63. Run from a flock of angry geese or Run from one very determined chihuahua?
64. Talk in a goat’s voice for a whole day or Laugh like a seagull for a whole day?
65. Share your apartment with a penguin or Share your apartment with a raccoon who loves your trash?
66. Spend a day as a pigeon in a big city or Spend a day as a house cat with a brand-new puppy?
67. Hire a llama as your bodyguard or Hire a goose as your bodyguard?
68. Be followed home by every pigeon you see or Be bowed to by every cow you pass?
69. Walk around on flamingo legs for a week or Walk around with a giraffe neck for a week?
70. Find a frog in your slipper every morning or Find a lizard in your cereal box every morning?
71. Own a dog that meows and ignores you when you call or Own a cat that barks at the mail carrier?
72. Talk to mosquitoes and beg them to leave you alone or Talk to cows, but they’re incredibly boring?
73. Lose your lunch to a sneaky squirrel every day or Lose your fries to a seagull every beach trip?
74. Raise a baby elephant in a tiny studio apartment or Raise a baby giraffe in a house with low ceilings?
75. Live with a parrot that repeats your phone calls to guests or Live with a parrot that announces every time you open the fridge?
76. Adopt a bunny that’s half duck or Adopt a kitten that’s half octopus?
77. Swim with a seal that won’t stop hugging you or Hike with a mountain goat that keeps headbutting you?
78. Swap brains with a goldfish for a day or Swap brains with a puppy for a day?
79. Wake up to a rooster crowing at 4 a.m. every day or Wake up to a cat sitting on your face every day?

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Weird would you rather questions about your body

80. Sneeze glitter every time or Hiccup bubbles every time?
81. Snort loudly every time you laugh or Squeak like a mouse every time you yawn?
82. Grow eyebrows that get an inch longer every day or Grow toenails that get an inch longer every day?
83. Have fingers as long as chopsticks or Have toes as long and bendy as fingers?
84. Turn bright purple every time you tell a fib or Giggle uncontrollably every time you tell a fib?
85. Sneeze so loudly it sets off car alarms or Hiccup so hard you hop a few inches each time?
86. Sweat maple syrup on hot days or Cry lemonade at sad movies?
87. Have hands that are always a little sticky or Have feet that always smell like popcorn?
88. Be so ticklish that a breeze makes you giggle or Be so jumpy that a phone buzz makes you scream?
89. Hiccup for exactly one hour every time you start or Yawn for a full minute every time you start?
90. Sprout a curly mustache every time you drink milk or Sprout a full beard every time you watch a long movie?
91. Hear your stomach growl actual words when you’re hungry or Hear your joints pop like bubble wrap when you stretch?
92. Grow ears that swivel toward any sound like a cat’s or Grow a nose you can wiggle like a rabbit’s?
93. Wink every time someone says your name or Give a thumbs-up every time someone says thank you?
94. Sleepwalk and rearrange your furniture every night or Sleep-talk and order takeout every night?
95. Grow an extra thumb on each hand or Grow an extra knee on each leg?
96. Start every day with your hair standing straight up or Start every day with a pillow crease on your face that lasts until lunch?
97. Whistle through your nose every time you breathe out or Click your knees with every single step?

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Silly would you rather questions about everyday life

98. Open every door with a loud haunted-house creak or Close every door with a slam, no matter how gently you try?
99. Wear shoes that squeak with every step or Wear a coat that jingles like sleigh bells?
100. Talk in a high helium voice for a year or Talk like an old-timey radio announcer for a year?
101. Commute every day on a pogo stick or Commute every day on a tiny tricycle?
102. Wake up every morning to a kazoo solo or Wake up every morning to someone yelling your full name?
103. Wear socks that never match or Wear shoes that are always half a size too big?
104. Step in a puddle in fresh socks every morning or Walk around with a tiny pebble in your shoe all day?
105. Sing everything you say at the bank or Rhyme everything you say at the doctor’s office?
106. Let autocorrect change one word in every text to “potato” or Let your phone flip to the selfie camera every time you take a photo?
107. Always get the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel or Always get the shower that turns cold halfway through?
108. Work out at the gym in a tuxedo or Go grocery shopping in a full suit of armor?
109. Mow the lawn with scissors or Vacuum the whole house with a drinking straw?
110. Do all your grocery shopping on roller skates or Do all your laundry by stomping on it in the bathtub?
111. Let a five-year-old cut your hair or Let a blindfolded barber cut your hair?
112. Always have a song you hate stuck in your head or Always feel like you’re about to sneeze but never do?
113. Answer every phone call on a banana-shaped phone or Send every text by carrier pigeon?
114. Drive with a GPS that sounds like your grandma and keeps asking if you’ve eaten or Drive with a radio stuck on a station that only plays nursery rhymes?
115. Live where every light switch turns on a light in a different room or Live where every door is two inches too short for you?
116. Carry an umbrella that only opens when it’s sunny or Carry a backpack that zips itself shut whenever you reach in?

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Funny would you rather questions for friends

117. Let your best friend pick your outfits for a week or Let your best friend write your texts for a day?
118. Let your group chat name your next pet or Let your group chat choose your next haircut?
119. Be the friend who always laughs at the wrong moment or Be the friend who always gets the joke ten minutes later?
120. Swap phones with a friend for an hour or Swap closets with a friend for a week?
121. Wash up on a desert island with your chattiest friend or Wash up on a desert island with your snack-stealing friend?
122. Put up with a friend who sends you 40 voice notes a day or Put up with a friend who answers every text with just “k”?
123. Show up to a party in the exact same outfit as the host or Show up in a full costume to a party that turns out not to be a costume party?
124. Lose every board game you play for a year or Win every board game you play, but nobody believes you didn’t cheat?
125. Blink in every group photo for a year or Yawn mid-shot in every group photo for a year?
126. Get picked to sing karaoke first at every party or Get pulled onto the dance floor first at every wedding?
127. Use a ringtone your friends picked for a whole year or Use a phone wallpaper your friends picked for a whole year?
128. End up in your parents’ group chat with all their friends or End up in a group chat of strangers who think you’re someone else?
129. Go on a road trip where one song plays on repeat or Go on a road trip where the GPS keeps rerouting to a cheese shop?
130. Win hide-and-seek because everyone forgot you were hiding or Lose charades because nobody can guess a single thing you act out?
131. Watch every movie with a friend who guesses the ending out loud or Watch every movie with a friend who asks “Who’s that?” every scene?
132. Forget your wallet at every group dinner or Lead the group the wrong way on every trip?
133. Get roasted by your friends on every birthday or Get serenaded off-key by your friends on every birthday?
134. Spend a sleepover next to a friend who snores like a chainsaw or Spend a sleepover next to a friend who sleep-talks about you?

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Mildly gross would you rather questions

135. Share a toothbrush with your roommate for a week or Share a pillow with a drooling dog for a week?
136. Drink a smoothie made from everything left in your fridge or Slurp a soup made from everything left in your lunchbox after a week?
137. Wear the same socks for a whole week or Wear a stranger’s warm socks for one day?
138. Burp out loud every time you say “excuse me” or Yawn hugely every time someone says “good morning”?
139. Find a long hair in your food once a week or Find a soggy cornflake in your coffee every day?
140. Clean a movie theater floor after a sold-out show or Clean a kids’ ball pit after a birthday party?
141. Eat a sandwich someone accidentally sat on or Eat chips from a bag that’s been open for a month?
142. Have breath that smells like onions for a week or Have feet that smell like old cheese for a week?
143. Eat off a plate your dog licked clean or Dry off with a towel someone else already used?
144. Brush your teeth with a toothbrush that fell on the bathroom floor or Use a hairbrush full of someone else’s hair?
145. Sit on a bus seat still warm from a stranger or Sit on a bus seat that’s mysteriously damp?
146. Cough up a hairball once a month like a cat or Shed fur all over the couch like a dog?
147. Sip from a cup and find out it’s yesterday’s cold coffee or Bite a cookie and find out it’s a dog treat?
148. Notice a booger on your face after a long video call or Notice toilet paper stuck to your shoe after a party?
149. Give a muddy dog a bath in your own bathtub or Clean up after a toddler’s spaghetti dinner?
150. Fish your phone out of a clean toilet or Fish your phone out of a full kitchen trash can?

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